[Sundaycommunity] Fwd: some fun here

[Mary Brown]

Love it
Mary
mbrown7069 at gmail.com



On Wed, 30 Jun 2021 at 16:10, Catherine Walther via Sundaycommunity <
sundaycommunity at lists.integralshift.ca> wrote:

> These should give you a laugh. Enjoy, Catherine
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ---------
> From: Margaret Shugg <margaret.shugg1 at gmail.com>
> Date: Wed, Jun 30, 2021 at 3:11 PM
> Subject: some fun here
> To: Catherine Walther <catherine.walther at gmail.com>, Lynn Metcalfe <
> lmetcalfe2 at cogeco.ca>
>
>
>
>
> >
> >> Am I getting old?
> >> Am I Getting To THAT Age???
> >>
> >>
> >> I found this timely because today I was in a shoe store that sells only
> >> shoes, nothing else.  A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked
> >> over to me and asked, "What brings you in today?"   I looked at her and
> >> said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."
> >>
> >> She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer-in-the-headlights
> look.
> >>
> >> I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still
> >> have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
> >>
> >> When people see a cat's litter box they always say,  "Oh, have you got a
> >> cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
> >>
> >> Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of
> an
> >> emergency.   I think you should write, "An ambulance."
> >>
> >> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight – because by then
> your
> >> body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
> >>
> >> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> >> replacement.
> >>
> >> Have you ever noticed:  The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
> >>
> >> The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's
> really
> >> in trouble.
> >>
> >> Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
> together
> >> it spells "Theirs?"
> >>
> >> Aging:  Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
> >> age, and start bragging about it.
> >>
> >> Some people try to turn back their "odometers."  Not me.  I want people
> to
> >> know why I look this way.   I've traveled a long way and a lot of the
> >> roads were not paved.
> >>
> >> You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, sags or
> leaks.
> >>
> >> Ah!  Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
> >>
> >> Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.  And
> >> finally
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> May you always have:  Love to share, Cash to spare, Tires with air, and
> >> Friends who care.
> >>
> >> Cheers.
> >> Kathleen
> >>
> >>
> >
>
> --
>
> *May you walk in joy as love calls us on.*
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