[Sundaycommunity] Fwd: some fun here

[Catherine Walther]

These should give you a laugh. Enjoy, Catherine

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Margaret Shugg <margaret.shugg1 at gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jun 30, 2021 at 3:11 PM
Subject: some fun here
To: Catherine Walther <catherine.walther at gmail.com>, Lynn Metcalfe <
lmetcalfe2 at cogeco.ca>




>
>> Am I getting old?
>> Am I Getting To THAT Age???
>>
>>
>> I found this timely because today I was in a shoe store that sells only
>> shoes, nothing else.  A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked
>> over to me and asked, "What brings you in today?"   I looked at her and
>> said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."
>>
>> She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer-in-the-headlights
look.
>>
>> I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still
>> have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
>>
>> When people see a cat's litter box they always say,  "Oh, have you got a
>> cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
>>
>> Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of
an
>> emergency.   I think you should write, "An ambulance."
>>
>> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight – because by then
your
>> body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
>>
>> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
>> replacement.
>>
>> Have you ever noticed:  The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
>>
>> The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really
>> in trouble.
>>
>> Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together
>> it spells "Theirs?"
>>
>> Aging:  Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
>> age, and start bragging about it.
>>
>> Some people try to turn back their "odometers."  Not me.  I want people
to
>> know why I look this way.   I've traveled a long way and a lot of the
>> roads were not paved.
>>
>> You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, sags or
leaks.
>>
>> Ah!  Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
>>
>> Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.  And
>> finally
>>
>>
>>
>> May you always have:  Love to share, Cash to spare, Tires with air, and
>> Friends who care.
>>
>> Cheers.
>> Kathleen
>>
>>
>

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